A Political Speech?

Today my horoscope said I should be a political speech writer, so I thought I would test this idea and see if I have the goods to produce excellence. Or at least create some joy to the day of boredom. So without further a due=

Everyone to the left, everyone to the right. . . Please join me in the "mushy middle" to unite under this changing state . . .
Lets lead by example to un-mush this pottage middle as one gargantuan amalgamate of ideals, so that everyone on bottom can take pleasure as much as those who akin on top. . .
Those on top should be plateful in patriotism.
Those on bottom should conquer "the box in a box".
http://www.stupidness.com/boxinabox.htm

And all this can be possible if we can piss excellence. So to do that, everyone imagine the United States as a colossal wine barrel stuff with enough pork to satisfy even the persnickety and they too could enjoy the "bridge to nowhere". After all thats where we are are headed if our industries let desirably green patents expire, so that Japan can buy them up and produce green right here in our very own barrel with our own design in which we now longer have access to. Is this because we are soaked up just as much wine with our pork?

So with discontent of our economic stablity, there seems to be a McPain in the nation's Obama and everyone is need of a bailout, or at least a Blunt of pottage. There is hope.

With a loftier perspective and a visionary who can foresee future social trends, I search for group harmony and sexier politics. These can become realistic but only if I have your espousal.

What puzzles me may not alarm you, but I assure you that I must keep trying (to alarm or ponder my puzzles). As there is more of this speech that must be posted . . . your input is desirable.